Archive for August, 2009

A Very Gundam Wedding

August 28, 2009

A couple in Japan had a Gundam themed wedding. Complete with a HUGE FREAKING ROBOT. Guys, the US really needs to step it up a notch, because Japan is kicking our ass in the “Weirdest Shit Ever” contest that I continually have in my head. Click here to view more pics.

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Yeah, Obsessed With High Fives

August 28, 2009

I don’t know why, but to me, high fives are the best thing in the history of ever. I’m pretty sure that if you spoke to any co-workers, friends, acquaintances or strangers I pass drunkenly in the street, they would tell you my obsession with high fives borders on unhealthy. At the very least it’s in the realm of fucking annoying.

Anyways, the whole point is that I love high fives. And I totally should have come up with this t-shirt like, generations ago. Ugh, I’m so pissed with myself.

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This Amuses Me To No End

August 27, 2009

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If someone could put this into song, I’d give you the best high five of your life.

Careful About Not Dying From This Post

August 27, 2009

My cousin Billy and his wife Karen had their second baby just over two weeks ago. I want to warn you all right now, that William is the most adorable fucking baby existing in the world today. If your mind explodes due to raw, unfiltered cuteness, it’s not my fault.

This was when he was first born. He came out with the hat already on his head. He’s wicked talented.

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You can’t tell, but this is me holding him. He loves me. All babies do.

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LOOK AT HOW HE EATS!!! It’s too freaking adorable. It’s like he is just SO EXCITED to have that bottle of boob milk, his little infant emotions can’t contain themselves, so he just lies there, flabbergasted at how good that shit is.

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This is Olivia. She’s about 2 years older than her brother and her laugh lights up the lives of all around her. I can’t take it sometimes.

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I hope you’re all okay and not dead due to overdosing on cuteness. You probably just made it, huh? Barely survived that onslaught? WELL BAM!

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My friend Danielle’s dog, Brody! Oh man. Too much cute. Sorry if I overdid it.

Bill Hicks

August 27, 2009

Because I have new roommates [moved into a new place, story for later], I’m still getting know what they’re like and the things they love. Recently, one of my roommates, a former comedian, mentioned how he loves this guy, Bill Hicks, and we should all watch him sometime.

Well, long story short [maybe I would go into funny little analogies and what not right now, but because I was sick yesterday, I have about zero patience for putting in a lot of hoo-hah effort] we watched this pretty awesome stand up. If you have about an hour today and like to laugh and be all mirthful and whatevs, watch this and enjoy.

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Toys

August 26, 2009

Sometimes you see a project that is just so simple in it’s creation and execution that you get a little upset for not having thought of it yourself. Like this project by designer Ed McGowan, who has started taking awesome photos of his son’s toys.

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Lykke Li

August 25, 2009

I saw Lykke Li at All Points West this year, and ever since then, I’m becoming more obsessed, day by day. Actually, my secret hopes and dreams entail her googling herself, finding this post, and deciding that she needs to party with me.

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Little bit of SEO, mofos. She’ll find this.

UPDATE: Baeble Music sent me a link to Lykke Li’s performance at the Bowery Ballroom last year. Watch her be like Stevie Nicks and weave her magic all over that stage.

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This Will Be Amazing

August 18, 2009

ABC yesterday revealed the contestants for the next installment of “Dancing With the Stars.” Appearing next season: Former Republican Majority Leader Tom DeLay, entertainer Donny Osmond; singers Mya, Macy Gray and Aaron Carter; actors Melissa Joan Hart, Debi Mazar and Ashley Hamilton; models Joanna Krupa and Kathy Ireland; reality stars Kelly Osbourne and Mark Dacascos (“the Chairman” on Food Network’s “Iron Chef America”); mixed martial artist Chuck Liddell; professional snowboarder Louie Vito; Olympic swimmer Natalie Coughlin and former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Michael Irvin.

Holy shit, you guys. I’m gonna have to watch this year! Because really?? Macy Gray??

Apologies

August 4, 2009

But the last several weeks of my life have been ridiculous and hectic. But posting will resume at a real time sometime soon. Maybe even this week!