Because my room is basically a carpet of clothing punctuated with unsightly floors here and there, it would make sense everything else I own is, as well.
Not mentioning the computer issue [which I still haven’t gotten fixed, because that would involve actually doing something on my free time removed from the television], everything I have is just a mess. I just erased I don’t even KNOW how many playlists off my iPod. That I never listen to. In doing so, I freed up 3 gigs of memory.
My electric shaver and trimmer is just a bloody maim away from being labeled a rusty, face severing weapon. Of course, I got a new one for Christmas. A self cleaning one. I haven’t had the chance to charge it yet.
That brings us to my cell phone. I pretty much got absurdly attached to my phone, even though it sometimes doesn’t let other people hear me clearly and grows massive amounts of belly button lint in its crevasses. And it is approximately 17 years in age. It’s as if many people believe me to be Zack Morris trying to bring back the big phones.
Not only that, but I rarely remember to delete text messages. Sometimes because I forgot. Most of the time because some make me laugh. So, in an effort to tidy up my life, I am posting my texts right here for the world to see. And for me to save, because I seriously don’t want to delete them.
6/17/06 at 7:49 pm from LB
My breasts may be completely revealed tonight in my shirt.
12/25/06 at 4:54 pm from Erin aka Muffinhead
Happy birthday baby Jesus! Don’t forget to sing happy birthday to the baby Jesus!
3/30/07 at 3:57 pm from Kim
Work is so lame.
3/30/07 at 4:15 pm from Kim
Yes, Ebola virus is lame too.
3/30/07 at 5:25 pm from Kim
Please stop sending me diseases.
3/31/07 at 2:23 am from Kristen
How are you locked in hotel stairway???
3/31/07 at 2:28 am from Carla
Kristen is coming to find you. Stay there.
3/31/07 at 2:45 am from Carla
I don’t know how you got locked in there either.
4/15/07 at 12:40 am from Nicole
Are you awake and sober?
4/15/07 at 10:15 am from Erin
Call me and let me know you’re alive sometime today.
4/15/07 at 3:21 pm from Tiffany
You told me you sang karaoke.
4/15/07 at 3:36 pm from Tiffany
Michael Jackson’s Black or White.
4/20/07 at 7:36 pm from Erin
I’m awkward and drunk.
5/15/07 at 8:54 pm from Nicole
I hate you.
In writing this, I’ve came to the conclusion that I may need to start to be a bit more tidier with my belongings. And possibly less drunk on the weekends, because I totally forgot about that locked in the Radisson stairwell incident. Although I did take a towel and tiny shampoos off a cart once I was freed, so I suppose everything worked out in the end.