Ohmigod, Shoes!

This past weekend was a return to the gloriousness that once was.

College.

I’ll be able to better paint a picture for you of what the weekend was actually like once I have pictures to prove it actually happened, but I think it’s important you realize that the entirety of the trip was basically the video you see below, puncuated with actual human contact.

‘Shoes’ was probably played at least 2 times every hour, and referred to twice as often as that. In fact, while I was walking to the car with my friend Andy and his boyfriend Paul, we began throwing back and forth quotes from the video. Andy said, a bit too loudly, ‘Nice fucking shoes, betch!’

The poor girl who was standing outside the health center turned around, and with a look of confusion mixed with honest to goodness appreciation, said ‘Thanks!’

It was all I could do to keep myself from peeing my pants. To think of a person standing all by themselves, and have three anonymous gay men walk by yelling at her ‘Nice fucking shoes, betch!’ and somehow be pleased with the comment is just too much for me to handle.

2 Responses to “Ohmigod, Shoes!”

  1. Lauren Says:

    I was first exposed to this (thanks to my dear roommate Laura Vanison) a few weeks ago, and I can NOT stop hearing “Ohmigod, SHOES…. let’s get some SHOES” in my head every time I walk back to the stock room to get a pair for a customer. But I love it and it gives me something to laugh about between all the thoughts about how much I hate working retail.

  2. Natalie Says:

    ohmygod BETCH! this sets the mood for my whole day, thanks so much!

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