Archive for October, 2006

Freeloader

October 22, 2006

I’m in the Apple store right now Google searching ‘Boston gay Sunday nights’ because my friends and I decided that is what we want in our Sunday evening activities.

I wonder if Apple checks this stuff at the end of the day?

Let Us Draw Some Parallels, Shall We?

October 19, 2006

Horniest male beetles have the tiniest testicles.

I also read somewhere that the hornier male beetles are more apt to have an obsession with football, flock to social fraternities and have a tendency to say ‘dude’ a lot.

Observations of your own?

[via Kottke]

Ohmigod, Shoes!

October 18, 2006

This past weekend was a return to the gloriousness that once was.

College.

I’ll be able to better paint a picture for you of what the weekend was actually like once I have pictures to prove it actually happened, but I think it’s important you realize that the entirety of the trip was basically the video you see below, puncuated with actual human contact.

‘Shoes’ was probably played at least 2 times every hour, and referred to twice as often as that. In fact, while I was walking to the car with my friend Andy and his boyfriend Paul, we began throwing back and forth quotes from the video. Andy said, a bit too loudly, ‘Nice fucking shoes, betch!’

The poor girl who was standing outside the health center turned around, and with a look of confusion mixed with honest to goodness appreciation, said ‘Thanks!’

It was all I could do to keep myself from peeing my pants. To think of a person standing all by themselves, and have three anonymous gay men walk by yelling at her ‘Nice fucking shoes, betch!’ and somehow be pleased with the comment is just too much for me to handle.

I ENJOY SPEAKING IN CAPS AND HAVE A FETISH FOR LARGE LETTERS!

October 13, 2006

I JUST FINISHED WATCHING GREY’S ANATOMY AND I ALSO JUST FINISHED A BOTTLE OF WINE WITH MY FRIEND KRISTEN! AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD OF GREY’S AND I’M STILL FREAKING THE FUCK OUT AND NOW I’M GETTING ANOTHER GLASS OF WINE.

I told you all I can’t handle this shit emotionally. Now we’re starting ER. God almightly, help me.

Hey, I’m John. I Don’t Believe We’ve Met…

October 12, 2006

I’ve really no excuse for the horrendous attempt [read: NO attempt] at blogging for the past week. Other than being busy with work, which is just as comparable to everything I was busy with in school, I should have no problem in getting my posts up for everyone to read. So for that, I apologize.

A lot has happened in the past two weeks. And when I say a lot, I hope you understand that to mean that basically nothing has happened besides a few funny episodes involving some interesting excursions, not to mention the upcoming ones I am very excited about. I won’t write about them now, though I will give you some teasers.

Jury duty in church.

Fat gay cyclists are my admirers.

Syracuse visit.

Halloween in Salem.

So I’ll leave you with those little hints, and you all can just stew in the anticipation of what’s to come. And hell. Maybe I’ll even write about them.

Until then, maybe you all can leave suggestions for what I should be for Halloween. When I was younger, I wasted too much time deciding and ended up being a goblin or orcish creature for three years in a row. The only year I deviated from that was when I couldn’t find green face paint in time, so I stuffed a pillow in my shirt, spread peanut butter and jelly over it and called myself a glutton. So I need a little help, here.

It’s Like High School All Over Again

October 5, 2006

Massachusetts politics are a funny, if not vulgar, thing are they not?