I Think It’s A Nice Fashion Statement

Continuing photo week, I have a picture of one of the first parties I attended senior year.

Now, believe it or not, but I like to scare people. Any chance I get, I try to use it to it’s full extent. I’m the person who sneaks up behind you as you’re walking to the store and yells HEY SO-AND-SO HOW ARE YOU?! This results in a scream, a slap, and me laughing.

I don’t know why I do it. I’m sure you all enjoy a good scaring every once in awhile, right? Hmm? We all have those friends who are so easy to frighten that all you have to do is think boo and all the sudden there’s a little pee stain on their jeans.

I think this goes hand in hand with my need to cause public embarassment. For example, most recently I’ve taken to announcing the presence of my friend and co-RA, Jess. From across the quad.

Whenever I see her, I make sure to yell out as loud as I can and in a voice full of surprise OH MY GOD EVERYBODY! LOOK! IT’S JESS! YOU KNOW! JESS ! THE ONE RIGHT OVER THERE IN THE RED JACKET AND LONG BROWN HAIR! DO YOU ALL SEE HER?! I wouldn’t do it as often as I do [aka everyday, every time I see her, even from cars] if I didn’t get the rise out of her. And boy, is it a good one.

Anyways, so here I am towards the beginning of the year. A good ol’ fashioned college house party, where the beer is cheap, the pong table is made of ply wood, and the floors are so stick you wonder how many years of anonymous sex had to occur on the hard wood floors to get them so darn shiny.

This, I believe, was Bridget’s birthday party, and Internet? Shenanigans ensued.

As you can see, I got a little bored with just a beer. So I found a Jason mask and began to find some entertainment. It didn’t take long.

I don’t think there is anything scarier than a well dressed murder with nice hair bursting into your living room with cheap beer and screaming WANNAPLAYSOMEPONG?!

The answer was a resounding no in the form of a fall off a chair and a hard punch in the shoulder.

Worth it? Hells. Yes.

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3 Responses to “I Think It’s A Nice Fashion Statement”

  1. Sandra Dee Says:

    I would probably pee my pants if you did that to me. Although you do have nice hair!

  2. sunny Says:

    Very funny. Very, very funny.

    I have spent many years trying to steel myself against peeing my pants, so that’s pretty much out of the question.

    I would totally scream, though. And possibly slap.

  3. Annie, The Evil Queen Says:

    You obviously inherited that “scare teh crap out of people for your own amusement” gene from your folks lo those many years ago on Halloween.

    Have you managed to get anyone to pee their pants and shoot beer out of their nose simultaneously? Could be a goal for the future.

    I love that you announce Jess. You should enlist others to do the same.

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