Thanks, Confucius, Ol’ Buddy

I had Chinese food over the weekend with one of the RAs on my staff. We popped in Wedding Crashers and chowed down.

I can shovel that stuff like I was being timed. But even while lying on the ground, with the take out container sitting next to my head and my body screaming and pleading with me to stop, I still find the strength to lazily put little forkfuls of chicken lo mein into my mouth.

All was going well until I opened up my fortune cookie. I’m still confused by it.

Confucius say: Lovers in triangle not on square.

What the hell does that mean?! Go for threesomes, not for foursomes?

This fortune cookie was crap. Not only that, but my numbers DIDN’T win, either. What the hell are these things good for. I usually trash the cookie, too, because who wants to eat a stale piece of shit after being told to have a threesome. Not I. Certainly not I.

5 Responses to “Thanks, Confucius, Ol’ Buddy”

  1. Flubberwinkle Says:

    I, who speak and have been raised with “broken” English, understood what Confucius say. Not on square means not on the level, someone’s cheating on someone. That, Confucius say, is a no-no.

    But, your version of a 3some *giggle* is much funnier.

  2. BeekoKat Says:

    I agree with Flubber’s comments, being in a love triangle is not right. I don’t think the Big man would have approved of a menage a trois!

  3. Melanhead Says:

    Man who go through turnstyle sideways going to Bangkok.

  4. Brooke Says:

    My last fortune cookie told me I liked sunny climates. Well, duh.

    I was so disappointed.

  5. Annie, The Evil Queen Says:

    My husband once got a fortune that said, “You are approaching perfection.” He carries it in his wallet. He says he’s still waiting.

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