Why Working At A Mall Is The Best Thing You Could Ever Do…

Because when you go to take a bathroom break across the hall from your store [because no one likes a pooper in the back room bathroom aka right next to the clothes], you not only have a carpet of newspaper laid out to prevent any soaking up of dirty toilet water onto the cuffs of your just bought jeans with your 40% discount, but as soon as you are about to push, the song on the stereo stops, and Eye Of The Tiger starts playing.

I have never felt a bigger sense of accomplishment in my entire natural life.

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2 Responses to “Why Working At A Mall Is The Best Thing You Could Ever Do…”

  1. Brooke Says:

    The unfortunate thing is that now that song only reminds me of the “Glen!” Starbucks commercial. Not Rocky.

  2. Flubberwinkle Says:

    OSTs now become OBTs. Original Bathroom Tracks. Imagine if they had been playing music from “Mary Poppins OST”.
    :-D
    Happy New Year John!

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