Things I’m Super [Not] Excited For

By John
Excited For

*Going to a pre-screening of The Dark Knight tonight. Oh holler.

*Going to Laura and Kevin’s wedding this weekend back in the glorious ‘Cuse. To understand the relevance of how great Syracuse is, read every post from May 2006 back to this blog’s inception. This weekend will be amazing.

*Going to see The Dark Knight next week in IMAX. Oh hell, holler.

*Beating Puzzle Farter [fyi I beat this like, weeks ago. I'm just still really proud of myself].

*Turning 24 in 12 days.

[Not] Excited For

*Going to a wedding and having to wear dress clothes. Specifically dress pants. That may no longer fit. At all. Fatty.

*Turning 24 in 12 days and not having planned any type of extravaganza.

*Trying to fall asleep last night with several pounds of ribs, shrimp, hush puppies, fried okra, burger and fries lounging in my gut. Also, drinking enough water to keep the meat sweats at a minimum.

So overall, I’m pretty happy right now, as the pros outweigh the cons.

The meat sweats were pretty horrible, though.

One Response to “Things I’m Super [Not] Excited For”

  1. nicole Says:

    Meat sweats? Really? Do those exist? I’ve never heard of that in my life.

    Actually, please don’t explain. I’m scared you’ll go into nauseating detail.

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