I KNOW!!!

By John

I’m sorry. There is no excuse what so ever.

So I’m setting a schedule and sticking to it. This is what I will write about…

*Karaoke on the lower east side [come to NYC, we can sing!]
*My love/hate relationship with my work bathroom
*The Golden Compass
*Scrabulous on Facebook, my new all encompassing obsession

Until then, I’ll leave you with a complaint. I have decided that I would rather belly flop into a pool of rubbing alcohol and thumbtacks that hear one more “You had me at hello” joke.

Have you noticed this? This phenomenon? How, in many movies, they butcher this one line from Jerry McGuire in such a fashion that it makes you more or less want to turn Amish for the soul reason you won’t every have to hear it again?

You had me at ‘cheeseburger’.
He had me at ‘waffle iron’.
She had me at ‘birth canal’.

I don’t know if these are ones that are actually used, but I do know that if given a few months, we will see one if not all of them in an upcoming movie. Whereupon I go insane and give up on humanity forever.

2 Responses to “I KNOW!!!”

  1. Emily. Says:

    Wow. The power of the internet. :)

    I look forward to some regularity.

    And scarily, that came out much more profound than I intended. :)

    Maybe I’ll even try some of my own… lord knows I’ve got enough to talk about right now.

  2. ADubs Says:

    you had me at scrabulous.

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