Two of my fortune cookies from the past week read…
Soothing your body is the name of the game today.
and…
Avoid the opposite sex today.
Yeah, right!
I’m not even kidding. My fortune cookie was saturated with innuendos. And told me to jerk it.
In other news, my brain’s stereo system has had Marilyn Manson’s Dope Show on repeat in my head since 10 this morning. Rock on.
