I think that your marketing and analyst teams have gotten a bit confused on something. While I am an avid web surfer, I’m fairly certain that there are sections of the internet that I’ve made it a point to stay away from. The bad neighborhoods, so to speak. And although I am not labeling you or your co-workers to be the ones who populate those areas, I am saying that what you are offering me is something in which I am not comfortable in accepting.
The Thomson Rogers Elvis Hookers, I am sure, are a band of upright, moral citizens who have nothing but good intentions in their hearts. However, I am sorry to say that when you contact me with offers labeled “Only for you”, I have no interest whatsoever.
So, despite all of your hard work and dedication to your job, company and well being of the Thomson Rogers Elvis Hookers, I will have to respectfully decline any and all offers that you place upon the table. I hope that you view this separation as amicable in nature, and you do not let it affect the wonderful jobs I am sure you are capable of with other clients.
All the best in your future endeavors. Love them tender.
Respectfully Yours,
John
