This Is Super For My Fragile Feelings On Age

I guess someone read my post and thought this appropriate. Resources and information to get the most out of life over 50? Please let me know how they plan to help with my decreased sex drive, failing body and apparent total lack of recall of the last 28 years.

Please post all comments in uppercase letters, as I am old and have trouble seeing.

Panic Button Has Been Pressed

Tonight my friends and I are going out to celebrate Kristen’s 23rd birthday. It will be a fun time full of laughter, drinks, good food and drinks.

When I got in the shower this morning, my heart literally skipped a beat.

Why?

We’re turning 23. [Insert hyperventilating sounds here]

I can’t handle this.

The Stuff You Find On The Job Trail…

On the careers page of a certain company, this is what I read…

Be an amazing creature

Joining [company name removed] is quite simply the
most enlightened career choice you could make.
You’ll be working with the most talented
creatures in the industry, you’ll get a nice warm
cage and clean straw almost every week.

Click the camel on the ice floe to find out more.

Remember that group in college who was always about to get high, were already high, or was high just a little while ago but now they’re going to get high again because HELL, why not?

I think I found where they all work.

UPDATE: Proof for the doubters.