I Am So Not Taking Advantage Of My Discounts

By John

Ryan: I needed to get more Proactiv, so I went to the cart in the mall. When I was about to buy my stuff, the guy asked if I worked at the mall. I said ‘Yeah, I do. Does that mean I get a discount?’ He said ‘No. But if you don’t tell anyone, I can get you a hooker.’

Me: Oh my God!

Ryan: I know, right?! I was like ‘Oh…um… that’s alright. But thanks anyways’.

Me: I can’t believe that!

Ryan: Yeah. When I got home I was totally like ‘I should have said yes’.

2 Responses to “I Am So Not Taking Advantage Of My Discounts”

  1. Jeff Hunter Says:

    But the big question is, do you get a discount on the hooker?

  2. tiffany Says:

    that’s funny. i just laughed too loud in my little cubicle.

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