Ryan: I needed to get more Proactiv, so I went to the cart in the mall. When I was about to buy my stuff, the guy asked if I worked at the mall. I said ‘Yeah, I do. Does that mean I get a discount?’ He said ‘No. But if you don’t tell anyone, I can get you a hooker.’
Me: Oh my God!
Ryan: I know, right?! I was like ‘Oh…um… that’s alright. But thanks anyways’.
Me: I can’t believe that!
Ryan: Yeah. When I got home I was totally like ‘I should have said yes’.
March 20, 2007 at 1:51 pm
But the big question is, do you get a discount on the hooker?
March 29, 2007 at 7:12 pm
that’s funny. i just laughed too loud in my little cubicle.