You Can Take The Girl Out Of College, But You Can Never Take The College Appetite Out Of The Girl

After a long day at work, it really helps to boost the morale to go online and see this as your friend’s away message.

Dear Jesus, or God, or Buddha, or Allah, or whoever was responsible for putting the Taco Bell across the street from my apartment,

You are the best.

Love,
Lauren

Read more from Lauren, my brother in Alpha Phi Omega and friend in life, here. Try not to be dazzled by her beauty or lacerated by her sharp wit.

But knowing Lauren, if you manage to make it through her posts unscathed, she’ll most likely find you, set a flare off in your face and then cut you with a razor just to acquire the desired effects. Be aware.