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I Like, SO Need A Something To, Like, GAG You With!

By John

Teen Girl #1: Ohmigod, Chelsea. I. LOOOVE. Thosejeansonyou. UGH! You have the best body, I am just SO jealous of you!

Teen Girl #2: Like, totally.

Teen Girl #3: Really? Are you sure you like, like the wash on me?

Teen Girl #1 Chelse. Sweetie? The wash?…FABULOUS! It matches your eyes! And like, when you get your hair highlighted tomorrow, and we go to the beach this weekend and work on our tans, the jeans will look, like, a million times better than they already do!

Teen Girl #2: Like, totally.

Teen Girl #3: Okay good. Cuz, I was like, worried. But what about the butt? Isn’t it like, too low? I feel like by entire BUTT is just like…out there! Isn’t that like, gross?

Teen Girl #1: Too LOW?! Chelse, come on! Are you for real?! Butt crack is like, SO the new cleavage now! It’s HOT!

Teen Girl #2: Like, totally.

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2 Responses to “I Like, SO Need A Something To, Like, GAG You With!”

  1. V-Grrrl Says:
    July 14, 2006 at 1:14 pm

    I hope she bleaches her ass crack before wearing them because like, omigosh, the whole pigment thing is just so, you know, icky, and it doesn’t match her wash.

  2. Annie, The Evil Queen Says:
    July 14, 2006 at 4:34 pm

    I felt my IQ dropping just reading this exchange. You’ve got to get out of there before they turn you into a vegetable.

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