How Much Do Streetside Window Washers Get If They Have A College Degree?

By John

I am poor. Very. Very. Poor.

I get paid on Friday. Very. Very. Little.

I need a second job. So. So. Badly.

It’s gotten to a point where I’ve decided I need to get some cash in my pocket immediately. Right now, I have less than $50 in my account, which means that the paltry number of hours I work at the Eagle will not last me with a two week paycheck. So today, I’m going to speak to them and see if I can get some more hours. Until then, I’ve comprised a short list of jobs I’ve found in the Boston Globe yesterday that may be a possibility.

*Mammographer
*Histotechnologist
*Retail Greeter
*Cable Installer
*A job listed only as SUMMER JOBS to DEFEAT the REPUBLICANS
*Experienced Mate…which I hope to be something to do with boating

Wish me luck. Resumes are out.

5 Responses to “How Much Do Streetside Window Washers Get If They Have A College Degree?”

  1. leahpeah Says:

    oooooooo go with experienced mate! that could mean SO many things.

  2. Irish Eyes Says:

    a job to defeat anyone probably doesn’t pay a dime. you could work in DC in a jiffy, i swear. ACC can take a paid intern soon. it’s so interested and not political!

  3. aka Brandi Says:

    I don’t know… mammographer could be fun: “Hey, honey, could you sling that left one up here for me?”

  4. Annie, The Evil Queen Says:

    I have a friend who does mamographies and she said it is depressing as the women are usually panicky. Also, 70 year old women with implants are way creepy she says.

    I vote for the ‘experienced mate’ job as well. If you aren’t ‘experienced enough now, you will be by the end of the summer.

  5. V-Grrrl Says:

    You could be Britney Spear’s next manny. She already has someone for Tater Tot, you could take care of Small Fry.

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