Bar Manager: So what exactly happened to your hand?
Laura: I cut it.
Bar Manager: I see that. But how?
Laura: I put my friend’s drink in between my boobs so that when he came back he’d have to reach inside. But it accidentally fell out and I slashed my hand open on it after it exploded.
Bar Manager: Oh.
Me: Be careful of that bloody tissue. She’s got the hiv.
Laura: HAHAHA!
Bar Manager: …
Laura: So are you gonna buy me a new drink?
Bar Manager: ……Yeah, alright. What’ll it be?
