Lazy Doesn’t Even Begin to Accurately Describe Me

I’ve not a valid excuse in the world to give anyone for the impeded posting as of late. None whatsoever. I’ve led a life of absolute hedonism, what with getting up after noon, watching Friends, Will & Grace and other random movies on DVD, going out to the bar and just being an overall lazy bum.

My plans this week? Glad you asked.

*Send out the resume.
*Read the two books [or at least start them] that I got at Barnes & Noble.
*Get drunk a lot at the local bars.
*Streak the quad.
*Videotape it.
*Say my last goodbyes.
*Visit Tiffany on the way home and attend her brother’s high school grad party.
*Return to American Eagle [oh remember those days?] and make some cash until I get whatever job I get and move to NYC…very weird, by the way, because my boss, Rob, JUST called me as I wrote that saying he wants me to work Saturday night. Hello, monies. I’ve missed you.

So with the To Do list all set up, now it’s just a matter of getting it all To Done. I leave here on Saturday, so with nothing of importance to achieve school wise, I’ve got everything pretty open and clear.

Knowing me, virtually none of this will be accomplished. Minus the drinking. And perhaps the streaking.

I should do some push-ups and crunches.